Author Archives: Victoria Alexander

About Victoria Alexander

Member of Las Vegas Film Critics Society: www.lvfcs.org/. Victoria Alexander lives in Las Vegas, Nevada and answers every email at victoria.alexander.lv@gmail.com. For a complete list of Victoria Alexander's movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes go to: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-3571/ Contributing to: FilmsInReview: http://www.filmsinreview.com FilmFestivalToday: http://www.filmfestivaltoday.com Las Vegas Informer Group: LVInformer.com Member of Las Vegas Film Critics Society: www.lvfcs.org

Film Review: Jason Bourne

Bravo to star Damon and director Greengrass. Ethan Hunt and James Bond, how are you going to top the destruction of the Las Vegas Strip? Just why would the CIA need to create non-emotional, detached killers? The DSM IV-TR gives … Continue reading

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Film Review: THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR

Hemsworth is so charming he should be playing psychopaths. The man cannot stop smiling during a violent storm and here he’s a flirt in a fetching woodsman outfit. I dreaded seeing this. No matter that the field of basic plots … Continue reading

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Film Review: LOVE

LOVE Karl Glusman has a future in Hollywood. I did not see LOVE in 3D. That would have been some experience since the film begins with a close-up of Murphy (Karl Glusman) ejaculating. LOVE is available for pre-order in a … Continue reading

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Film Review: DEADPOOL

Ryan Reynolds becomes a certified movie star. DEADPOOL makes all the other superhero characters look like relics from the 1950s – except the Black Widow. I’m talking about you, Tony Stark, castrated by Pepper Potts, and all the other sexless … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Boy

Mothers of lifelike dolls, known as “Reborns” will love this creepy, twisty horror movie. I immediately brought the premise of THE BOY, that a wealthy, elderly couple would hire a live-in nanny to care for their “son” – a life-sized, … Continue reading

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Film Review: “ELYSIUM”

“Rich people plan for three generations. Poor people plan for Saturday night.” Gloria Steinem Elysium takes place a hundred years from now and Earth is one big, over-crowded slum. It doesn’t matter what happened but it must have been nuclear. … Continue reading

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PACIFIC RIM

It’s about lost shoes and bloody noses. Alien creatures called Kaiju, larger than the Burj Khalilfa, rise from the oceans and destroy cities all over the world. America’s answer is to build 25-story-high robots, called Jaegers, to fight the menacing … Continue reading

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World War Z

An intelligent zombie movie that’s a thriller. A social scientist might look at the global moviegoer’s appetite for movies based on superhero comic books, graphic novels, and YA novels, and conclude that humans are dissatisfied with the slow pace of … Continue reading

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The Hangover Part lll

Stale. Rated “R” for what? Doesn’t just end the franchise, Part lll murders it. I laughed once. Our favorite R-rated, shockingly vulgar “wolfpack” is now domesticated. No more drugs, black-outs, sex with Hunts Point hookers, or Thai ladyboys. The funniest … Continue reading

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K-11

Who knew there was a special K-11 inmate division for LGBT criminals to run the dormitory, take drugs, dress up and have sex with the guards? What is not to love here? It’s about she-men in jail ruled over by … Continue reading

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